My Bridget Jones Life

Bridget Jones and I have a lot in common.  We’re catty, we’re sensitive and we confuse ourselves with the combination.

We’re a little clutzy.

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With weight issues.

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We curse just a little too much.

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And say the most inappropriate things when we’re uncomfortable.

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We’re both terribly mean gossips.

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And we judge what people wear to parties, but are the first ones to screw up the dress code.

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But, we always have good intentions.

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and massive insecurities.

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But, we always try to put on our big girl panties and move forward.

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We are perpetual Singletons.

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Who consistently find ourselves interested in the wrong type of boys.

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And, our mothers would like to see us make just a little more effort to find a nice man.

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But, when we finally -do- find a man, we become so ecstatic that we scare him away.

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We’re both obsessed with Colin Firth.

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And, we suck in the kitchen (or anywhere else Colin might want us to).

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As a result, we don’t judge people by what they eat.

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But, We have close friends who give us affirmation.

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Who help us keep our priorities straight.

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And are there when we need them with comfort and chocolate.

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Thanks to them, we’ll probably never TRULY be Bridget Jones. (But I still wouldn’t mind my own Mr. Darcy.)

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